trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
im six kinds of drunk right now
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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