whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How does it feel to date your dad?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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