I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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