absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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