susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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