I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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