Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
