i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
