I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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