Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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