She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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