physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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