I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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