It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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