I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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