He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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