THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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