yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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