Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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