all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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