oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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