just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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