It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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