Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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