I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
