Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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