Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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