I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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