Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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