Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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