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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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