All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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