You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I checked into jail on foursquare
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
