And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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