No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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