okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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