I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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