If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
