Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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