I cockslap morals
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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