you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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