I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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