ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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