I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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