you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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