im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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