maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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