I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She made me pour olive oil on her.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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