Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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