My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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