some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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