you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
third nipple confirmed
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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