So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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