I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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