Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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